Auto Insurance Commercials: GEICO

Here are some cute and funny commercials from GEICO. Enjoy!

 Credit: alula56

Credit: GEICO

 Credit: GEICO

Credit: GEICO

Which commercial do you think is the best? Please do share your comments.

Auto Insurance Commercials: Allstate

So how do auto insurance market their products, below are some of the commercials for Allstate. I have put together a collection of all Mayhem commercials. Enjoy and have some laugh!

I especially like the first video, I just can't stop laughing when I watched it (I'm a pink lover too). :D

 

Credit: Allstate

Credit: Allstate

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

 

Credit: Allstate

More to come. 

Funny Auto Insurance Excuses

These are so funny. Enjoy and have a great laugh to start the weekend. Happy Friday everyone!!!

Incidents with Pedestrians.

• The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
• The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
• The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.

 

Accidents with other vehicles.

• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
• When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
• I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
• The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
• The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)

 

Collisions, calamities, and injuries.

• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
• I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
• As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
• The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.
• I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
• The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

 

Who is to Blame?

• No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
• I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
• I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
• I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
• I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
• On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
• The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
• Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
• No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
• I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
• The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 miniutes early.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
• I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
• The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.
• I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.

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Auto Insurance Logos

I have compiled several auto insurances' logos. Check them out:

21st Century
visit: https://auto.21st.com/AutoQuote/home.do?method=getHome

AAA
visit: http://www.aaasouth.com/Automotive/auto.aspx?nvbar=Automotive

AARP
visit: http://aarp.thehartford.com/landingpages/Display/DisplayAARP.shtml?KEY=AARP&PLcode=040619&N=QT_How&PH=1&ctcampaign=348

Allstate
visit: http://www.allstate.com/

Esurance
visit: http://www.esurance.com/

Farmers
visit: http://www.farmersinsurance.com/

GEICO
visit: http://www.geico.com/

Liberty Mutual
visit: http://www.libertymutual.com/

MetLife
visit: http://www.metlife.com/individual/insurance/auto-insurance/index.html?WT.ac=PRO_Pro3a_AutoIns_5-8676_T3619-IN-individual&oc_id=PRO_Pro3a_AutoIns_5-8676_T3619-IN-individual#basics

Nationwide
visit: http://www.nationwide.com/

Progressive
visit: http://www.progressive.com/

State Farm
visit: http://www.statefarm.com/

USAA
visit: https://www.usaa.com/inet/pages/auto_insurance_main

Which one do you think is the most creative? Is there a particular logo you find appealing?

Fun Game: Auto Insurance Taglines

How familiar are you with auto insurance's taglines/slogans/themelines? Can you identify these taglines? Go on and test your knowledge.

 1. "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."

 2. "Responsibility. What's your policy?"

 3. "You're in Good Hands with __________."

 4. "Think easier. Think __________."

 5. "Quote. Buy. Print."

 6. "Like a good neighbor, __________ is there."

 7. "Same great coverage for less."

 8. "__________ is On Your Side."

 9. "We know what it means to serve."

10. "Have you __________ today?"


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 1. "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." -----> GEICO

 2. "Responsibility. What's your policy?" -----> Liberty Mutual

 3. "You're in Good Hands with Allstate." -----> Allstate

 4. "Think easier. Think progressive." -----> Progressive

 5. "Quote. Buy. Print." -----> Esurance

 6. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." -----> State Farm

 7. "Same great coverage for less." -----> 21st Century

 8. "Nationwide is On Your Side." -----> Nationwide

 9. "We know what it means to serve." -----> USAA

10. "Have you met life today?" ---->- MetLife

So how many did you get correct? Which tagline do you think is the catchiest?